Me: "Yo, Dash? Perhaps you'd enjoy some of that apple cider right now?"
RD: "Wait, you mean you have some of your own??"
RD: "But...it's already all gone!! How could you have any...?"
Me: "I keep a secret 'extended reserve' of various cold beverages for myself and my friends. Which includes apple cider. You can also thank Twilight, since she was largely the reason I was even able to perfect a 'fridge ward' that keeps it all nice and cold."
RD: "...For real? You're not just pulling my wing here?"
Me: "...Dash, lying to you of all ponies, would be akin to writing my own death warrant. And even I'm not that suicidal..."
RD: *suddenly tackles me in a happy hug* "Thank you thank you thank you!!!"
Me: "Oof, sure. But, could you let go of me for now? I can't get that cider if I can't even walk to my reserve, you know..."
I commented cause I was bored, and I have a weakness for 'happy endings', fanon or not.