Good hospitality is very important if you wanna have a successful party! I'd start by showing him inside, then I'd personally show him my prized sword, being sure to give him a good close look. We'd dance a little, maybe trade some witty banter and have a good old time. When all's said and done, I'd show him to the door, wish him a good trip, and invite him to the shindig I'll be throwing next fall. He probably wouldn't be up to it, but it's the thought that counts, right?